You can’t have everything… where would you put it?”

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In my 20’s: why is eating healthy such a big deal anyways. In my 40’s: oh.

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People who live alone should get one practice conversation before they have to speak out loud for the first time that day.

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Striking gold in your 40s: finding a close parking spot that’s in the shade on a hot summer day.

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My stress stresses me out to the point where I’m too stressed to deal with my stress.

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People who don’t talk to themselves are the weird ones.

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Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible.

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The most important thing to remember when driving is that not everyone is smart.