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The websites that let me check out as a guest are the real heroes.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

Being strange is exhausting.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a neurosurgeon in the middle of brain surgery.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

Transgender ambulance driver whose pronouns are we/you/we/you/we/you.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

Okay, new plan, I’m going to marry a Kardashian.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

Kids today have it much easier. When I was growing up and something bad happened, we had to go outside and spread our misinformation in person.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

If I was the inventor of healing, I would have made it linear, I can tell you that much.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

The smarter we make the A.I., the less it wants to do our jobs.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

“Thug life,” I whisper to myself as I check out my sunglasses in the mirror.

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Going viral on LinkedIn:

What is your favorite movie where Tom Cruise runs really fast?

Seen just now on Messenger:

I hate when kids scream in public. You don’t have real problems. It should be me screaming.

Breaking via Reddit:

All my passwords are protected by short term memory loss.

Seen just now on X:

It’s weird when you realize we are the last generation on this Earth to know what lite was like before social media.

Trending via Discord:

Me summer vacation planning: I’m going to Europe. Bank account: You’re going camping.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Work again? Really? Didn’t I just do that yesterday?

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Be nice to me, I may be hot one day.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Having to pee really puts things into perspective. Like, OK, none of this matters.

Going bananas on Slack:

Guys have good pics on their dating profiles because their ex took them.

Going bananas on Twitch:

I’m super lazy today. It’s like normal lazy but I’m wearing a cape.

You can’t have everything… where would you put it?”

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We’d never met, or even spoken, but I could tell just from gazing into her pale blue eyes I had stepped on her toe.

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“Have you asked Chat GPT?” Have you lost your mind?

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Nice thing about dating a doctor is if you wanna stop seeing them, you can just eat an apple.

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86 shares on Messenger this month:

Kendrick inspires me to be a bigger, deeper, more passionate hater.

79 shares on Facebook this month:

Most of your problems emanate from assuming that you are intelligent. Ease into your stupidity, and be free.

89 shares on Reddit this month:

Some people identify as funnier than they actually are.

55 shares on Messenger this month:

GTA6 should have streams and wetlands so we can work to conserve and restore them.

64 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Nutrition labels should include an “What if I ate the whole thing” section.

34 shares on Instagram this month:

It’s difficult to play hard to get when I’m already hard to want.

32 shares on Telegram this month:

The lack of a pope has got me acting wild.

93 shares on Threads this month:

It’s time I admit something: Sometimes, when I say good night, I don’t actually go to bed right away.

29 shares on Threads this month:

You’re so cultured I’mma start calling you Yogurt.

23 shares on Slack this month:

You know who else works in mysterious ways? Me.

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Someone from 🇬🇳 has downloaded:

The October urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a horrifying backstory.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has viewed:

Having a low-quality camera will definitely force you to keep your life private.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has downloaded:

Dear ghosts, if you can move stuff around and flicker lights, then you can use a mop.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

You don’t have to write every day to be a writer! You just have to feel guilty every day that you don’t.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

Diplomacy is the art of sending someone to hell in such a way that they look forward to the journey.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

The new generation will never know what heartbreak feels like with wired headphones that have a loose connection.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

Leaving out milk and cookies for Santa is literally making an offering to a deity.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

I’ve learned my lesson so many times that I could be a teacher.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Twitch:

My watch battery is fully charged. So I got some time.

Trending via Twitch:

Women watch Netflix with subtitles because they don’t know how to listen.

Breaking via Facebook:

I would go out of my mind, but I can’t find the exit.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Are you a software update, because not now!

Just landed via WhatsApp:

We really grew up in the best era to be a kid, and the worst era to be an adult.

Breaking via X:

I’m homeless. Minus the ‘m’.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I bet it feels so good for a cat to headbutt someone they adore.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Stop using ChatGPT. I can feed you misinformation too and I’m also beautiful and funny sometimes.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

“There’s something beautifully intimate about never speaking to a person again.”

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We’d never met, or even spoken, but I could tell just from gazing into her pale blue eyes I had stepped on her toe.

Every laptop should have a “cat” button that disables the keyboard so they can nap.

“Have you asked Chat GPT?” Have you lost your mind?

So, you’re telling me I’m just supposed to get up every day and keep living like this? Seems like a scam to me.

“I’m gonna sneak past you.” No you’re not. You’ve alerted me.

Nice thing about dating a doctor is if you wanna stop seeing them, you can just eat an apple.

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