You can’t have everything… where would you put it?” Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"True! My closet is already a black hole for all my missing socks! 🧦🕳️😂" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. Shout out to all the experts on the web who know everything there is to know about absolutely everything. Welcome to Twitter, where everyone is an expert on everything. Just asked this girl Hannah how she spells her name, and she just said, “Two of everything, darling.” Iconic! Parents be like “don’t believe everything you see on the internet” then believe everything they see on Facebook.