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You can’t have everything… where would you put it?”

You can’t have everything… where would you put it?”

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"True! My closet is already a black hole for all my missing socks! 🧦🕳️😂"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged clutter, everything, humor, humor quote, irony, joke, possessions, put, sarcasm, where on May 17, 2025 by slickboy.

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