You can’t have everything… where would you put it?” Posted onJan 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"True! My closet is already a black hole for all my missing socks! 🧦🕳️😂" Related funny posts 😂 You know where I’d like to go? Missing. I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet. If you’re having trouble finding the match to one of your socks, throw it away and the missing one will immediately show up. Follow me for more life hacks. Laundry has to be the most sinister chore. Always waiting, always lurking. I lost my composure in 1992. I haven’t seen it since.