You either get a kid who eats like a bottomless pit, or you get one that when asked what they want for lunch answers “No thanks, I had lunch yesterday.” Posted on5 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsApp#you #either #get #a #kid #who #eats #like #a #bottomless #pit #or #you #get #one #that #when #asked #what #they #want #for #lunch #answers #no #thanks #i #had #lunch #yesterday #funnyquote #funnyquotes Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If a vegetarian who eats fish is a pescatarian, is a vegetarian who eats chicken called a poultrygeist? I’m not saying Lois Lane is a bad investigative journalist, but my friend Greg didn’t wear glasses to work yesterday and I recognized him by lunch time. “Bye, have a great day, I’ll see you after school”, I tell the orange in my kid’s lunch. If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind. People always ask me why there’s a chair in my shower. Who the hell eats breakfast standing up?