funny eater quotes - Wordgag

My kid’s superpower is knowing he won’t like a food before he even tries it.

May 27, 2026

You either get a kid who eats like a bottomless pit, or you get one that when asked what they want for lunch answers “No thanks, I had lunch yesterday.”

May 22, 2026

I really cannot be friends with picky eaters because it somehow always correlates to bigger problems and character flaws.

Apr 1, 2026