Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

Computer dating is fine, if you’re a computer.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

I’m a people pleaser, unless you don’t like that. Then I’m not.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

“What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger!” Oh, it’s ok, you can just kill me next time.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

I always fear that one day I will enter my house and find a thief, knocked out unconscious by the things fallen on his head from some closet.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

When I see chocolate, I hear two voices inside me. One says: “Eat it!”. The other says: “Did you hear that? You’re supposed to eat it!”

Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

At the strip club sighing until one of the dancers asks me what’s wrong.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

If you don’t believe aliens walk amongst us, who else could write such unnatural dialogue in pharmaceutical commercials?

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

Sorry, but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm, yeah, I’m thinking enemy.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

I am the opposite of artificial intelligence. I am authentic stupidity.