You know shit’s about to get real when I put on yoga pants before dessert. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Brace yourselves, folks! This is not a drill! Things are getting serious now 🚨🍪 Who knew that the catalyst for action was a pair of stretchy pants? #YogaPantsPower" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I haven’t tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor, so I’m sure I wouldn’t like Yoga. I need to get my shit together, but at this point, I’m waiting to see if the world is going to end before I put any real effort in. Sometimes I’m out in public and I have to look down real quick to make sure I remembered to put on pants. Odd people reviewing a dessert: It’s not too sweet which is what I like. I am on a diet where you just speak Italian: “Pasta,” “Pizza,” and “I’m leaving Rooma for dessert.”