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Please don’t ask me what my hobbies are, I lost interest in life back in 6th grade.

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I could never give up my dog, he knows too much.

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We should be able to take our arms off when we go to sleep, we have the technology.

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Needlenose in HR says we can’t use nicknames anymore.

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I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.

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I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.

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Imagine how loud a centipede would be if they wore tiny little flip flops.