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My life is simple, I see a queue of more than 6 people, I go home.

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I once let a really short guy be the big spoon and it felt like I went to bed with a backpack on.

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Life is short, unless you’re listening to a kid describing an episode of PAW Patrol.

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At my age, a trail of clothes leading to the bedroom, means I dropped them on the way from the dryer.

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If you have any questions or concerns please don’t. Hesitate to ask.

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The lion does not concern himself with attaching a cover letter.

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I accidentally said “large” instead of “venti” at Starbucks and now the cops are here.

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My sleep apnea was diagnosed at a staff meeting.

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Don’t let the fact that I’m deeply unserious distract you from the fact that you’re in the presence of a genius.

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At least life has music.

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Who called them sea lions and not soggy doggies?

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Being bilingual means stuttering in both languages.

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Online dating is stupid because scent is such an important factor of attraction.

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“You’re not allowed to be grumpy on a Friday, it’s in the fine print somewhere.”

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American Feng Shui is when the grill doesn’t wobble.

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Imagine earning a science degree then having to be a meteorologist who announces the prophecy of a groundhog.

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I once had a psychic girlfriend, she left me before we met.

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Men be like, “Ok, you wanna know the truth,” and lie even harder.

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Imagine hearing the ice cream truck music, but at night.

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You can chill with someone a whole day at the university, and never see them again in your life, lol.

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Your annoying online persona has captured my heart.

My life is simple, I see a queue of more than 6 people, I go home.

I once let a really short guy be the big spoon and it felt like I went to bed with a backpack on.

Life is short, unless you’re listening to a kid describing an episode of PAW Patrol.

At my age, a trail of clothes leading to the bedroom, means I dropped them on the way from the dryer.

If you have any questions or concerns please don’t. Hesitate to ask.

The lion does not concern himself with attaching a cover letter.

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Cancelling a date so I can order pizza and go to bed at 8:30 p.m.

“OMG I love your personality,” thanks, it’s a disorder.

I think everyone should get $500 deposited into their accounts every day, just for waking up.

Romance level: At some point, someone comes by, sees me and thinks: “Oh well, my God, why not?”

Since you’re all so in love, switch phones for Valentine’s Day!

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I miss when my hardest decision was Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network.

“You never reply to messages.” I am just one person, okay? I am understaffed.

I want to sit and read, take a nap, and snack. Basically, I want to be in kindergarten.

You know how a dog tilts his head and looks confused when he hears a strange sound? Yeah, that’s how I feel when some people are talking.

I would like to be reincarnated as less tired.

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Going to ask seven friends for advice and then execute my original plan.

This meeting could have been a pajama party.

It seems that after checking my bank account, I need to turn to a life of crime.

Everything is awful, and no one is going to save you from this treacherous world. Oops, I mean, happy Friday!

“You don’t look 40.” How am I supposed to look?

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Googled my symptoms and it turns out it’s just the politics.

My kids have been joking for weeks about a new Pokémon called Puke-Achu and then they got the stomach flu and brought it to life.

Accept the truth that a clean kitchen and finished laundry are just myths. Embrace the chaos and find your inner calm.

Camping? No, thank you. If I wanted to sleep outside, I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

January 1st: anything is possible. January 2nd: but not today.

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If you have any questions or concerns please don’t. Hesitate to ask.

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