“Your boos mean nothing to me. I’ve seen what you cheer.” Is a goated doctrine. If Rick and Morty gave us anything, it gave us that.

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If you’re alone on Thanksgiving, venmo me $25 and I’ll call and ask you when are you gonna get a “real” job and give me grandchildren.

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Apple juice tastes like it wants to be alcohol, but it’s too shy.

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Home is where you can look ugly and enjoy it.

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They portray Pilates like it’s this cute girly thing and it’s actually training for combat.

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Me as the therapist: “Listen, just take a nap!”

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Quitting my job to focus on staying inside.

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I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself, “Wow, this changes everything.”