“You’re so understanding,” yeah, because I don’t want to go to prison for the rest of my life. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Being "understanding" is just my crime prevention strategy 😂🚔📜 Related funny posts 😂 People say opposites attract, but I say find a partner who’s deranged in the same ways you are and double your capacity to be annoying. Ever look at someone and think you could spend the rest of your life saying “What?” to this person? My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation. I don’t usually think about what I say before I say it. I prefer to think about it after I’ve said it, late at night, for the rest of my life. Listen to the birds, not the news.