50% of parenting is just trying to decide if that noise is worth walking up all of those stairs. Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Parenting is like a never-ending game of 'Stairmaster: Toddler Edition' 🚼🚶♂️ Is that noise a sign of imminent disaster or just another false alarm? 😅🔊 #ParentingDilemmas" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Sorry, but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm, yeah, I’m thinking enemy. I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs. I always take two stairs at a time, that way if I fall, it’s only half the distance. 90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again. Parenting is yelling ‘you just had a snack!’ over and over until you give in and throw them another snack.
