50% of parenting is just trying to decide if that noise is worth walking up all of those stairs. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsApp50% of parenting is just trying to decide if that noise is worth walking up all of those stairs. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I bought all this healthy food at the grocery store today and now I’m trying to decide if I want Chinese food or pizza delivered for dinner tonight. My wife almost fell down the stairs today and that got us into a heated argument whether my gasp was out of concern or excitement. I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs. I always take two stairs at a time, that way if I fall, it’s only half the distance. 90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again.
