Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I would have loads of money if I liked Ramen Noodles and hated vodka.
  • I hope the world needs to be saved from the apocalypse with video game skills so my teen’s entire life won’t have been a complete waste.
  • Of course, because I’m wearing a white shirt, my coffee chose violence.
  • I have now learned the moonwalk. It’s visually the coolest way to get fresh dog poop off the soles of your shoes.
  • I can be social. Today I meowed at my cat and he meowed back.
  • If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind.