90% of my thoughts start with: “What can I eat now?”

90% of my thoughts start with: "What can I eat now?"

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“Looks like someone has a stomach that thinks louder than their brain 🤣🍔🧠 Grab a snack and maybe the remaining 10% of thoughts will be about something else! #FoodieMind”

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