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  • A pie where there isn’t pastry on the bottom isn’t a pie. It’s soup with a hat.
  • I’m gonna start telling men I know a spot and it’s just me dropping them off at therapy.
  • If you take a social media sabbatical, don’t announce it. Just make your last post something fun like “I wonder if there’s a bear in this cave?”
  • Going to a DaBaby concert because I need some alone time, and I know no one else will be there.
  • Is it fall yet? I really can’t suck my stomach in much longer.
  • Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.