90% of my thoughts start with: “What can I eat now?” Commentary:"Looks like someone has a stomach that thinks louder than their brain 🤣🍔🧠 Grab a snack and maybe the remaining 10% of thoughts will be about something else! #FoodieMind" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.” The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat. When I see chocolate, I hear two voices inside me. One says: “Eat it!”. The other says: “Did you hear that? You’re supposed to eat it!” I never forget to eat, but I do eat to forget. I’m gonna start cursing people out but with biblical phrases like I hope your crops wither and bear no fruit and the ravens eat your mustard seeds.
