I love reading a menu. Look at all this stuff I want to eat. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:This menu is like a scroll of delicious life goals! ππ Related funny posts π€ I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.” I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful. When I see chocolate, I hear two voices inside me. One says: “Eat it!”. The other says: “Did you hear that? You’re supposed to eat it!” I love eating fast food and getting big and fat. It’s amazing. I need to eat healthier but donuts exist.