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  • Y’all need to stop marrying people who look just like you do but with a wig on.
  • Presumably, if you had a time machine, you could just kill young adult Hitler. The baby part seems gratuitous.
  • If a girl sends you selfies and you don’t compliment her, she should be allowed to electrocute you.
  • And now begins the yearly tradition of writing the incorrect year on everything, for the next 3 months.
  • Adult friendships are difficult. The people I get on best with never want to leave the house either.