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  • King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City.
  • Honestly, I don’t think I have any more new passwords left in me. You wanna steal my identity? Go ahead, I hope you enjoy debt and terrible posture.
  • I hope the world needs to be saved from the apocalypse with video game skills so my teen’s entire life won’t have been a complete waste.
  • I do block people right away; you’re not going to stress me out on my own phone, with my own internet, and in my own house.
  • There’s not gonna be a civil war. None of us can afford to take that much time off work.
  • My ego is bruised so I’m going to ice it with some cold beer.