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  • We should all start texting each other like old time explorers. ‘Dearest friend, I have survived another week. The horrors persist.’
  • Home is where you trust the toilet seat.
  • Spices were first brought to Western Europe in the Middle Ages. Some of them are still at the back of my cupboard.
  • Lovingly looking at my dog knowing I’m about to ruin her day with a bath.
  • My brain is on airplane mode today.
  • Work from home ain’t for everyone. I, for one, hate when my coworkers try to message when I’m shopping.