I wish we were cats so you could just randomly slap co-workers for no reason.

I wish we were cats so you could just randomly slap co-workers for no reason.

Commentary:
“If only we lived in a purr-fect world where we could use our feline instincts to handle office conflicts! 😼 Just imagine the satisfaction of swatting away those annoying emails and deadlines! 🐾 #MeowtivationMonday”

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