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  • Sometimes the universe puts you in the same situations again to see if you’re still an idiot.
  • I always have a bad connection in my head when someone tries to explain a card or board game to me.
  • I had a Russian Uber driver the other day. His name was Pikup Andropov.
  • I asked myself if I was the problem and we said no.
  • If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all: I watched Rebel Moon 2 and the Netflix app worked well. Showed me the entire movie. In color.
  • Being an adult is getting excited about buying new appliances.