Sometimes I tell myself I should stop drinking so much, but Iβm not about to listen to a drunk whoβs talking to himself. Posted onMay 25, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"When your inner drunk advisor gives you advice, you know it's time to pour another drink π₯π€ #CheersToQuestionableWisdom" Related funny posts π€ If you get drunk and message your ex, donβt worry. When you wake up, send bitcoin ads and pretend you were hacked. Always do sober what you said youβd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. Sober in a taxi: Please. Stop talking to me. Drunk in a taxi: … And that, Mick, is why I’m emotionally unavailable, I suppose. Iβm so single, I have no one to drunk text. Life always has it’s ups and downs. I like to up the music, down the drinks, and then relax and enjoy.