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Sometimes I tell myself I should stop drinking so much, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who’s talking to himself.

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"When your inner drunk advisor gives you advice, you know it's time to pour another drink 🥃🤔 #CheersToQuestionableWisdom"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged advice, conversation, drinking, drunk, humor, i, intoxication, irony, listen, self-reflection, self-talk, stop, talking, tell on May 25, 2026 by slickboy.

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