Sometimes I tell myself I should stop drinking so much, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who’s talking to himself. Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"When your inner drunk advisor gives you advice, you know it's time to pour another drink 🥃🤔 #CheersToQuestionableWisdom" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Mom asked me what I was drinking the first time I got drunk and I said “breast milk” and now she’s not talking to me. I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more. Sorry that I cannot come out drinking with you tonight, as I will be drinking at home. Alone. By myself. When you wish you could tell someone that won’t stop talking “Okay, we’re out of time today”, just like a therapist. My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said.
