I talk a lot of shit for someone who is startled by my own toast popping up while I’m watching it. Every. Single. Time. Posted onJun 17, 2024Jun 17, 2024 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI talk a lot of shit for someone who is startled by my own toast popping up while I’m watching it. Every. Single. Time. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero. I try to contain my craziness, but the lid keeps popping off. The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat. It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry. Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.