I don’t expect everything handed to me, just set it down outside my door. Posted on6 months ago6 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI don’t expect everything handed to me, just set it down outside my door. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 It’s so hot outside that when I opened my front door I thought I was checking on my oven. If one door opens when another door closes, your house is probably haunted. When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work. Sorry I’m late. The door said PULL, but I don’t believe everything I read. There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it.