My bad if I ever left you on read. I didnβt mean to open the message. Posted onMay 25, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"No hard feelings if I ghosted your text, I was just practicing my disappearing act π©πβ¨" Related funny posts π€ When I find it, I don’t need it. When I need it, I can’t find it. How does pasta water know when you’re not looking? So tonight me and my phone are playing hide and seek. So far my phone is winning. When I quit my job I’m setting one last OOO message that just says “your email will never find me again” Sorry I left you on read, I didnβt mean to open it just yet.