They should invent a Sunday that’s longer than a couple of minutes.

They should invent a Sunday that’s longer than a couple of minutes.

Commentary:
Oh, absolutely! We definitely need a Sunday that doesn't vanish in the blink of an eye! 🕰️☀️ Maybe we can call it "Sund-ayyyy" – a day so long, you might even have time for a second brunch! 🥞🍳🤣 #MakeSundaysGreatAgain

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