If I could turn water into wine, I’d have lots of followers too.

If I could turn water into wine, I’d have lots of followers too.

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"Why walk on water when you can throw the ultimate party instead? šŸ·šŸ’§šŸŽ‰ #LifeOfTheParty #WineNotFollowMe"

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