Yeah, baby, I am an animal in bed. More specifically a koala. I can sleep for 22 hours a day.

Yeah, baby, I am an animal in bed. More specifically a koala. I can sleep for 22 hours a day.

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“Who needs *beauty sleep* when you can have *koala sleep*! 🐨💤 This smooth operator takes lounging to a whole new level. Just don’t expect any wild adventures between the sheets, unless it involves eucalyptus leaves! 😂 #KoalaStyle”

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