It was so hot today, I thought I was going to be cremated.

It was so hot today, I thought I was going to be cremated.

Commentary:
“Today’s temperature was so sizzling, I almost auditioned for a role in ‘Toasty Toasters: The Sequel’ 🔥😅 Stay cool out there, folks! ☀️”

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