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I want to be cremated so that I will get a smoking-hot body again.

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No body heat issues when you're forever hot stuff! 🔥💀😎

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged again, body, cremated, cremation, dark, dark humor, death, humor, i, joke, sarcasm, smoking-hot, want, witty on May 27, 2026 by slickboy.

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