I was going to warn my kids about the repercussions of drugs…

I was going to warn my kids about the repercussions of drugs and alcohol until I realized that they in fact were the repercussions of drugs and alcohol.

Commentary:
“Ah, the irony of parenting – you think you’re going to drop some insightful life lessons on your kids, only to realize they’re already living those lessons! 🤪🍻 Just when you thought you had it all figured out… Parenting: making you question everything since forever! 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♀️”

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