I have a condition where if I don’t walk as fast as humanly possible wherever I go, I will die. I’m like the bus in Speed. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Ah, the high stakes of pace! Better keep up or risk a dramatic demise a la Speed bus 🚌💨 Just imagine the epic soundtrack that must play in your head as you rush through life! 🎶⏱️ #NeedForSpeed" Related Funny Posts 🤝 When I die, I want to come back as a speed bump so I can piss people off. I do not know how to put this gently, but part of being a good driver is using the gas and brake as little as humanly possible. I like when I walk with people and they note that I’m a fast walker. We’re in a race. We’re in a race and you’re losing actually. Everyone on the bus thinks that they are the main character, when in reality the main character is the bus. I don’t want to alarm anyone, but my doctor says I have an irreversible terminal condition called aging.