I get it, drug commercials. I too like to dance while I describe all my side effects. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI get it, drug commercials. I too like to dance while I describe all my side effects. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I just finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left. I’m tired of commercials trying to be funny. Scare me into buying something. I want to be terrified of buying the wrong toothpaste. Dear razor commercials, please stop shaving hairless legs. If you want to impress someone, shave a gorilla. Sorry I said your toddler should be in commercials for birth control. The perfect job for me would be the person staining things for detergent commercials.