14 funny commercials quotes - Wordgag

I’m ready for the exciting last 30 seconds of the basketball game, which stretch into 25 minutes of fouls, time-outs, and commercials.

May 28, 2026

Of course, being a child is terrible. They don’t give you any money, and then make you watch commercials the whole time.

May 27, 2026

We should all go into advertising and fix what’s going on with commercials. They need our help.

May 25, 2026

I respect perfume commercials being like we can’t show you a smell mind if we just go insane for 30 seconds.

May 23, 2026

We need a streaming service that’s only ads. No shows, just commercials. They pay us $15 a month.

May 23, 2026

I get it, drug commercials. I too like to dance while I describe all my side effects.

May 22, 2026

The perfect job for me would be the person staining things for detergent commercials.

May 22, 2026

Sorry I said your toddler should be in commercials for birth control.

May 22, 2026

Dear razor commercials, please stop shaving hairless legs. If you want to impress someone, shave a gorilla.

May 22, 2026

The folks who write fragrance commercials must be like “I had the weirdest dream, Imma put it on TV.”

May 20, 2026

I’m tired of commercials trying to be funny. Scare me into buying something. I want to be terrified of buying the wrong toothpaste.

May 20, 2026

If you don’t believe aliens walk amongst us, who else could write such unnatural dialogue in pharmaceutical commercials?

May 20, 2026

Maybe if we paid our streaming services even more, they could stop jacking up the volume on the commercials they make us watch, even though we are paying for the service.

May 19, 2026

There should be 1 day a month without commercials.

May 19, 2026