15 funny commercial quotes - Wordgag

I respect perfume commercials being like we can’t show you a smell mind if we just go insane for 30 seconds.

May 23, 2026

Spotify: enjoy the next 30 minutes commercial free. Also Spotify: we have no concept of time.

May 22, 2026

I get it, drug commercials. I too like to dance while I describe all my side effects.

May 22, 2026

The perfect job for me would be the person staining things for detergent commercials.

May 22, 2026

Dear razor commercials, please stop shaving hairless legs. If you want to impress someone, shave a gorilla.

May 22, 2026

The folks who write fragrance commercials must be like “I had the weirdest dream, Imma put it on TV.”

May 20, 2026

I’m tired of commercials trying to be funny. Scare me into buying something. I want to be terrified of buying the wrong toothpaste.

May 20, 2026

Maybe if we paid our streaming services even more, they could stop jacking up the volume on the commercials they make us watch, even though we are paying for the service.

May 19, 2026

There should be 1 day a month without commercials.

May 19, 2026

Weekends now feel like short commercial breaks in a stressful movie.

May 19, 2026

I’ve been alive my whole life, and not once have I seen a commercial for Chinese food.

Apr 1, 2026

I miss when my biggest problem was whether my Happy Meal toy matched the one from the commercial.

Mar 31, 2026

I have been alive all my life, and have not once seen a Chinese food commercial.

Mar 31, 2026

I’m ready for the exciting last 30 seconds of the basketball game, which stretch into 25 minutes of fouls, time-outs, and commercials.

Mar 31, 2026

I was going to buy my wife a car for Christmas but then I remembered I don’t live in a commercial.

Mar 27, 2026