If I was ever told to “dress to impress”, my first thought would be to get the Batman suit out.

If I was ever told to “dress to impress”, my first thought would be to get the Batman suit out.

Commentary:
"Who needs a fancy suit when you can have the Bat-suit? 🦇💼 Talk about making a lasting impression! Just imagine showing up at a formal event in full Batman gear – now that's how you steal the show! 😂 #DressToImpress"

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