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  • November is for turtlenecks and depression.
  • It’s legally required that you lose a frisbee onto the roof within one week of purchase.
  • December you will be good to me (threateningly).
  • There are only two kinds of people, and I avoid them both.
  • Dogs can’t talk and everyone loves them. Coincidence? I think not.
  • Do animals have celebrities? Like, do birds all recognize that one bird who sings really well?