Called in, “I can either stay home today and learn to play this accordion or bring it in with me. Your call.” Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCalled in, “I can either stay home today and learn to play this accordion or bring it in with me. Your call.” Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Let’s play a game called you bring me food and I eat it. “Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.” If you play guitar in a band, always make sure to look like it hurts to play. Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it. I was going to learn to play the violin, but it was too much of a commitment. I wanted something with no strings attached.