Look, a three-day weekend is all I ask. The rest can be four-day weekends. Posted on4 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppLook, a three-day weekend is all I ask. The rest can be four-day weekends. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Parenting is cheering on your kid’s winning softball team all weekend and then cheering on the Sunday rain for cancelling the rest of the games. Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream. I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure! I signed up to the gym a few months ago and still don’t see any results. I’ll go by there this weekend and ask what’s going on. I did a little research on why weekends are only two days long and it turns out people made that up. WTF, people?