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  • I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.
  • We got the Christmas tree yesterday, and now my wife knows that I was the chief architect working on the leaning tower of Pisa.
  • I suffer from awesomnia.
  • Apparently, telling your friends not to stress about their wedding because “it’s your first marriage” is not the right thing to say.
  • Don’t ever get excited if your kid likes a new food. They won’t like it tomorrow.
  • Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.