I try to shoot all of my garbage into outer space, but usually it just lands in my neighbor’s backyard. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI try to shoot all of my garbage into outer space, but usually it just lands in my neighbor’s backyard. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: you either have a naked window neighbor or you are the naked window neighbor. I just finished cleaning the house for Thanksgiving, so if you’re looking for my family they’ll be in the backyard until Thursday. I’m ready for a new relationship. My past is buried in the backyard, to fertilize the tomatoes. Looking for someone who loves me as much as some people love standing up the second a plane lands.
