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Who knew that battling dust bunnies could double as therapy? 🧹🧼🗑️😅
14 Funny garbage quotes
White elephant: Nothing brings people together like fighting over absolute garbage.
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Nothing says holiday cheer like a room full of people pretending a broken lamp is the Holy Grail 🏺🎁😂
Missed garbage day today, if you’re looking for a bad boy that doesn’t play by the rules.
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Being a rebel, one trash day at a time! 🗑️😎🦸♂️
Why do they call it a garage sale instead of a garbage sale?
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When you find out that your neighbors have been decluttering, not downsizing their trash cans 😂🗑️🚗
Finally it’s Friday and I can go out. I’m putting the garbage out and I’ll be right back.
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🎉 TGIF! Time to take out the trash… both literally and figuratively! 😂 Remember, one man's trash is another man's treasure… or in this case, just plain trash. Enjoy your Friday night escapades and don't forget to put yourself out there too! 🗑️💃 #TGIF #TrashTalk
I want to be a garbage man, so I only have to work one day a week.
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"Ah, the dream of every Monday-hater out there! 🗑️💼 Who wouldn't want to cruise around town, collecting rubbish for just a day and then kicking back for the rest of the week? 🚚🌟 Just imagine the possibilities… Trash talk on Monday, then chill the rest of the week! ♻️😂"
I try to shoot all of my garbage into outer space, but usually it just lands in my neighbor’s backyard.
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🚀 "Looks like shooting for the stars is turning into a game of cosmic catch with the neighbors! Space junk or friendly gift, that's for you to decide 🤷♂️💫."
My husband is the do-it-yourself type. I asked him to take out the garbage and he said, “do it yourself.”
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Sounds like your husband took the whole "do it yourself" concept a bit too literally! 🤣 Guess the DIY motto applies to all tasks, even taking out the trash! 💪🗑️ #DIYNoMatterWhat
Mail is crazy because it’s like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you don’t reply to you’re going to jail.
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"Dealing with mail is like picking out a diamond in a pile of trash! 😂💎 Don't forget to respond to that one piece or you might end up in a 'mail'ing cell! 📬🚓"
So. Fed the laundry and washed the cat. Showered the garbage and disposed of myself. Was there anything else?
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"Sounds like a classic case of mixing up your to-do list with your chores list 🤣. Don't forget to check off 'feeling accomplished' at the end of the day! 🧺🐱🚿🗑️🧍"