Dating over 40 is like Hide and Seek but no one is looking for you.

Dating over 40 is like Hide and Seek but no one is looking for you.

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Dating over 40 is like playing an intense game of Hide and Seek, except you're the one in camouflage trying to blend in with the furniture! 🙈 Who needs a partner when you're the undisputed champion of disappearing acts? 🤣 #ExpertHider #AintNobodyGotTimeForThat

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