God, never seen San Francisco this bad. Spiderwebs completely covering entire business, skeletons just strewn about sidewalks in every neighborhood. Things have got to change!

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I’m not going to die because of an accident. Nor because of an illness. But from small talk. Someone will say one boring sentence too many and I’ll drop dead.

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Relationship status: I’m the only one wearing my hoodies.

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That stupid look on my face is my face.

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I want to make you say, “Oh God,” in a way that makes God nervous.

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ADHD is: being pretty good at basically anything you want to be, and absolutely terrible at anything you need to do to live.

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Girls won’t admit it, but they don’t like super fine dudes; they like medium ugly, funny dudes that dress nice.

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Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in preschool or school… Oh wait, I’m at work.

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Spoiler alert: Monday doesn’t care about your feelings.

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You know it’s bad when people start telling you, you are the strongest person they’ve ever met.

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I wish there were an option to turn off the Wi-Fi connection for WhatsApp only.