If you see me out in public but we haven’t talked since high school, let’s keep it that way.

If you see me out in public but we haven’t talked since high school, let’s keep it that way.

Commentary:
"Ah, the delicate dance of avoiding awkward high school reunions in the wild 🙈 Let's maintain that perfect balance of nostalgia and peace by pretending we're still in homeroom together but without the small talk, shall we? 🕺💬 #NoTimeForAwkwardCatchingUp"

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