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  • Remember when we were kids and did everything we could to grow up? We were so stupid!
  • If you have children, you can experience all human emotions before 9 a.m. on Sundays.
  • Having someone sing you to sleep is so comforting, until you realize you are the only one in the room.
  • Before I start seeing a psychiatrist, does anyone like me crazy?
  • That incredible ability of cats to only throw up on carpeted floors.
  • Why can’t people be tested like watermelons? You tap them on the head and find out whether they are normal or bad.