They give smokers all those breaks to make up for the time taken off their lifespan.

They give smokers all those breaks to make up for the time taken off their lifespan.

Commentary:
"Ah, so that's why smokers get extra breaks – it's like time-off compensation! ⏳🚬 Sometimes you just gotta stop and smell the… smoke break? 😂 #WorkPerks"

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