Everyone you know is fighting battles you don’t know about, except for my neighbor who just can not shut up about his battles.

Everyone you know is fighting battles you don’t know about, except for my neighbor who just can not shut up about his battles.

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"Everyone you know is fighting battles you don't know about, except for my neighbor who treats his battles like a live broadcast 📢🤦‍♂️. Seriously, his struggles have more airtime than an episode of a reality TV show! 😂 #NeighborDrama"

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