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Opening up is like talking to a cop: anything you say can and will be used against you.

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"Why open up when you can keep the mystery alive? ๐ŸŽญ๐Ÿš” #StaySilent"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged anything, communication, confession, cop, humor, joke, opening, paranoia, police, sarcasm, say, social, talking, used, wit on May 27, 2026 by slickboy.

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