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  • I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.
  • In a parallel universe, Mariah Carey is doing her shopping and is sick of hearing me on every store’s speaker system.
  • I have everything you could possibly ever need in my purse, except for money.
  • I do not like FaceTime unless we’re best friends or I’m in love with you.
  • I’ve cut my fingernails too short and now I can’t open my shower gel. What’s the point of being well-groomed if I can’t smell like mangos?
  • I need a room full of mirrors, so I can be surrounded by losers.