The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, Eat cake.

The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, Eat cake.

Commentary:
"Here's a deliciously logical excuse to indulge in cake 🍰 – safety first! Remember, a little extra fluff can be your best defense against being whisked away 🍰🦸‍♂️. So go ahead, treat yourself to some cake and build your own personal fortress! Stay safe, stay sweet! 💪🍰 #CakeIsLife"

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