Commentary:
Considering a night out with friends? Let me just pull out the spreadsheet and punch some numbers first 😂📊🤔
Funny weigh quotes
The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, Eat cake.
Commentary:
"Here's a deliciously logical excuse to indulge in cake 🍰 – safety first! Remember, a little extra fluff can be your best defense against being whisked away 🍰🦸♂️. So go ahead, treat yourself to some cake and build your own personal fortress! Stay safe, stay sweet! 💪🍰 #CakeIsLife"
It’s actually quite simple: I don’t want to eat less, I just want to weigh less.
Commentary:
Oh, the eternal struggle of wanting to devour everything in sight but also magically lose weight! 🍔🤷♀️ Who needs logic when you can just skip straight to the end result, right? 🤣 #DietDilemmas
Everyone hates on the dentist but at least they don’t try to weigh you.
Commentary:
"True, the dentist may make you say 'ahh,' but they won't make you say 'eww, get on the scale.' 😆🦷 #DentistWins"