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  • Folks, please have more respect for people with glasses. Because they pay money to see you.
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  • I put my pants on just like everybody else: when the police tell me to.
  • Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.
  • This place was really tidy yesterday. It’s a shame you missed it.
  • Just gonna drink light beers today, because I don’t wanna get drunk but I do enjoy peeing 30 times.