I put my pants on just like everybody else: when the police tell me to.

May 24, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes

Witty quote about compliance with a humorous tone, suggesting playful obedience to authority.

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Commentary:
"Everyone has their own unique morning routine…some just have a little more urgency! 🚓😂 #FashionPolice #MorningRush"

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